Mrs. Ippy?

Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…

Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?

Annual? Those fuckers be meeting outside my window every morning!

Ew… Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?

Are beans allowed again on Lemmy?

Technology’s Cyclical

I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.

Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…

Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol

I’ll take your word for it as I live in one of the US state.

Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn’t seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to…

I kinda agree with it from an ease of printing perspective and easy perception from a distance, but they completely changed the proportions and got rid of the contrasting dark blue/red color-scheme that would catch people’s eyes. Looking at them side by side I’m still not convinced they’re even the same company, and that’s a failure for brand recognition in my mind which is the only reason logos even exist.

Takes one to know one! gottem!

Sudo? Not likely, on bad days I run as root by default…

Why are you hogging all the hot singles in your area to yourself? Sharing is caring!

You’re an agent of rules

If you fart in the woods and nobody is around to hear it… is it automatically deadly?

Have you tried having coworkers, enemies, family or neighbors? I suggest enemies, they always stay in touch for some reason…

That’s probably because you listen to music for enjoyment rather than to prove something… How dare you!