My mistake, I didn’t mean to imply that he made it up.

This bullshit happened 5 years ago https://www.mediaite.com/news/watch-joe-biden-tells-story-of-facing-down-razor-wielding-gang-leader-named-corn-pop/

Fucking soulless vultures. I’m sorry for your loss.

Expecting that the cheese can talk is lofty. I would probably be fine with mute cheese or even vegan cheese.

In America that’s barely even news

You wear underwear at home?

Is wine not proof of creationism? Pretty sure there was wine in the bible and I’ve definitely seen wine irl. Checkmate.

It could also be based on any random tall dude dying from getting hit in the face by a flying rock, rare medical condition or not.

Embarrassing for who?

PETA would have words.

Do the eels swim up there or do the seals snort them?

Edwin does not move me. I would leave Edwin where I found him.

This is the story of a train, that dripped a river and grew a weed strain

Edit: and while it looks so small on Instagram, I’d absolutely smoke it, on that train

Thank you. My takeaway is that this is salmon puberty. I wonder if they, too, stare at themselves naked in the bathroom mirror and feel weird.

Hard hitting stuff

If we’re playing by corporation rules, the fine is .5% of the profit

Is the meme saying that the speakers with cigarettes are supposed to look like the people getting high or that putting cigarettes in speakers is something one does when high? Or both?

They’re also clogged with microplastic like the rest of us

Yes, I agree.

It’s not what she’s saying here that’s the problem, it’s that she fucked up her own campaign so badly by keeping her smug entitled head so firmly up her ass that we got Trump. Personally, I don’t want see her in the public eye or hear her opinions ever again, even the ones I agree with.