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Seems like such an odd comparison. Alfred Pennyworth is a certified badass, he would absolutely keep Wayne Manor and the Batcave both managed and defended until the day he dies if he wishes to.

Tighten from Megamind as well where he’s like “There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, there is no X” since X in the original scene is “there is no Queen of England” showing him as dumb for thinking a real thing is mythical, but most people use it for a thing they say doesn’t exist too

And Clark Kent and Superman have massive differences, not just the laughed at glasses thing. There’s things like changing his demeanor, the fact that Kent is several inches shorter because he both slouches and uses his super strength to compress his own spine with his back muscles, constantly slightly vibrates at super speed as Superman to soften his features, etc

The claim is he didn’t call white supremacists and neo nazis fine people, just, you know, regular racists who happened to be at a rally planned by the white supremacists and neo nazis. Which is totally better.

Had a similar issue once and it turned out to be a powered USB hub backfeeding and putting the motherboard into an odd power state, only figured it out when I noticed a status LED remaining on after I physically unplugged the main power for the computer. May be worth unplugging any hubs you may have to rule that out

I can’t hear about Sailor Moon without thinking about how one of the English dubs took some lesbians and decided to call them “cousins” without changing anything else, so instead of just lesbians they came off as incestuous lesbians, which was apparently better.

I have seen at least one person wearing an “I’m voting for the convicted felon” shirt with that picture of the mugshot where you just know he practiced trying to look cool but for some reason settled on “toddler intentionally shitting their pants because you told them it was time for bed” as his expression

So you’re saying there is one? Because the line that’s replaced here is Tighten saying “There’s no Queen of England” with the point of the scene being showing he’s dumb for thinking something that does exist is like the other mythological things listed

Rabbi Cartman is the biggest example yeah. He does revert to his old ways somewhat, but only when he finds out the other guys are planning to essentially murder his family and everyone else in their timeline. Granted they plan to do that so their alternate universe clones can live in a world less devastated by the pandemic, and he does eventually agree to sacrifice them for a small chance of gaining them again but a large chance of a better world (possibly for his clone to be tormented by echoes of memories, the alternate Stan seems to subconsciously remember that Shelly died in the original timeline).

We didn’t see much of him but the Cartman who ran an actual time travel company in the episode about the fake one seemed a decent dude, but made the mistake of talking to his younger self who hadn’t had the growth yet so he decides to spite himself to make sure he never comes to be

Also must not give a shit about their oath if they support Trump, defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic and all that

To be fair to Cartman, he’s been shown to have the capacity to grow into a decent person under the right circumstances. Trump on the other hand will almost certainly always be Trump no matter the timeline

Used to love Iced Earth’s concept album retelling the early years of superhero Spawn, can’t stand to listen to them now knowing that terrorist was a major part of it. Some people can separate the art and artist, or as a matter of degree able to look past some things but not others, but that’s one I personally can’t look past

Was a pretty good joke that people always seemed to be being dismissive when asking that, recognized him but couldn’t remember the character name or something. Then we see the intro to Horsin’ Around, and his character is literally listed in the credits as being named “The Horse”

Hell, not optimal by any means but I even had a serviceable for light usage setup using analog sticks and a mapping program before Steam Input came out. Much better with the trackpads

… You do realize that by this analogy closing the box just traps hope (whatever its analog would be) in the box with all the negatives already escaped right? That’s like the whole point of Pandora’s Box. Argue a different analogy if you think this one inapplicable, but within the framework of the analogy the consequences of the “close the container after the evils have escaped” plan is well established

2002’s A Very Muppet Christmas Movie is an “It’s a Wonderful Life” style movie where Kermit temporarily wishes himself out of existence and is allowed to observe the resulting timeline. Shots of the Manhattan skyline in the main universe where he exists show no Twin Towers as expected, but in the alternate timeline the towers are clearly visible in the background outside Piggy’s window at one point. Accident because the set designers or whoever just didn’t notice them in the old still used for that window, but the implication is hilarious

Though whether or not he exists is (accidentally) canonically somewhere along the chain of causation that determines whether or not 9/11 happens in the Muppet universe, so there’s that

I’m partial to “The question I get asked by religious people all the time is, without God, what’s to stop me from raping all I want? And my answer is: I do rape all I want. And the amount I want is zero. And I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is zero. The fact that these people think that if they didn’t have this person watching over them that they would go on killing, raping rampages is the most self-damning thing I can imagine”

His mugshot is always hilarious to see. You just know he practiced that looking for an expression that made him look tough and defiant, and he settled on “toddler intentionally shitting their pants because you said it’s time for bed” as his look of choice?

Stalking would be one thing, reads to me like the idea is training a language model on the ex’s texts to create an AI partner that acts like them so you can pretend nothing happened, which while probably safer for the other person than being stalked (as long as the training texts are never leaked which is a big if) is just sad