Yikes. Seek help, please.

You’re totally right of course.

This place is so hilariously extreme it makes Reddit takes look normal.

This is true.

I’m also wondering what OP was wearing when he took the phone in for repairs, seems like he was asking for it.

And now I went to do Dawnguard and they won’t let me in the castle gate to play the thing I bought because I made the classic Bethesda “mistake” of finding the location before starting the quest…great job Bethesda!

Wow…you weren’t kidding…that was it?

No credits or cutscenes or anything?

Sheesh…ah well.

The main campaign!

Did pretty much all the other stuff already, across multiple systems, lol.

Finally beating Skyrim, I’ve put it off long enough…

Jesus Christ what the fuck.

I feel like it’s becoming increasingly likely because he’s winning more places than his opponents, so they are just sorta pointing that out…

Thankfully I’m not contractually obligated to a year of Netflix so I can simply stop paying for it if it ever becomes too much for me personally.

I don’t watch wrestling anymore but I’m all for anything that helps kill cable faster. Godspeed, Netflix.

Doesn’t it say “Wounds were altered”?

“It said nude pictures of Anna Kournikova…”

I went in expecting nothing and I came out thoroughly entertained and wanting more.

Really looking forward to this!

I loved this, thanks for sharing.

I had no idea Tetris was so hardcore after so many years.

Holy shit that lady is insane.

She even somehow managed to blame Obama for starting all of this?!? wtf?

And if you are unlucky, police will stop you, ticket you and tell you to tow your vehicle home.

That’s actually if you’re lucky my dude.

If you’re really really unlucky then you slam your truck into a minivan full of kids on their way to school and kill them all because you decided to drive through a layer of Vaseline ice on your windshield and endanger everyone else around you.

It doesn’t do food but I highly recommend StrongLifts 5x5. I’d never lifted weights in my life and it got my going in my 30s and it’s been life changing.

One thing I’d add if you take it up is to start extremely light on the weights if you’ve never lifted, and most importantly, just try to be consistent. Turn each workout into a mental link on a chain you’re building internally and make sure you stick with the three times a week schedule. Don’t break the chain!

It only takes about 15-20 mins to complete the workout and you’ll be so much healthier and happier for doing it just three times a week.

Good luck!

*I use the iOS version with my Apple watch for easier tracking, but this is the android version: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.stronglifts.app&hl=en_US&gl=US

At least they’re recyclable.

My rebuttal is that it’s simply unreliable to ask random faculty members to tell you the truth about things that make their school look bad.

That’s not unreasonable, even for yes, this huge liberal hippie.

“We called each school multiple times for 3 months” tells me absolutely nothing. It could have been two calls, it could have been two thousand, but they are extremely short on details for some reason.

And since they outsourced it to a third party it adds another layer of obfuscation that makes it difficult to answer anything.

And finally, the way they settled on not being able to confirm or deny most of the shootings, but still phrased it as if kids shooting each other at school wasn’t a big deal. Like, seriously?

I’m very disappointed in the author of this NPR article, which usually does their due diligence on these issues.