No ransom. This might be someone’s hobby project but it is dangerous, or will be, to the handful of dweeby, fake-ripped broligarchs that want to control ALL of our conversations.

Yep, instant subscribe.

Zionists

If you’ve got a problem with Canada goose then you have a problem with me and I suggest you let that Marinate.

And the board is probably afraid to fire him now too.

He was clearly lured there by their siren song.

That might have been me.

I clicked on it once and it made a baby appear and the baby looked at me.

Is that a crest I see before me?

Y’know, it really takes the fun out of my overly broad and unnecessarily spiteful pronouncements when you force me to contemplate real stuff like that.

Anyone stupid enough to be using edge on purpose deserves what they get at this point.

Ahoy there matey.

I am raising longpig, free range.

What are they selling behind Chilis?

Oh shit you’re right.

Uh, smooth move, ex-lax!

I am honestly conflicted. On the one hand, I am averse to being advertised to. On the other hand this is actually funny, and I’m seeing it not because it was sponsored but because it is succeeding on its own merits and is being upvoted (presumably) organically.

I am feeling advertised to, but I am not feeling targeted, tracked, intruded upon, held hostage, or exploited, which are the things I hate most about modern advertising.

I was literally touching my penis when my eyes alit on this post.

My first thought was that this was an incredible coincidence, and worthy of remark, but now I’m starting to wonder if maybe I’m subconsciously handling this thing more than I realize.

Just tap on the side before you open it. Bottles or cans, every time. Just make it a habit any time you’re opening something: tap, tap, open.

I fear no pop.

I don’t give a shit about football, and Philadelphia is one of my least favorite cities, but I am now an Eagles fan.

But honestly saliva sex is my favorite though so I can relate.