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While I mostly agree, there is a difference. In Spotify, you can play a song and it highlights the lyrics as they are sung

“Blacks”

Similar thing: I knew a guy that used to hit on girls by saying “I’ve got a cock that hangs 6 inches below my knee, want to see it?” If they said yes, then he would pull up his pant leg and reveal the tattoo of a rooster hung in a noose on his calf.

He was already a good looking guy, so I don’t think he needed the extra sauce, but I guess it doesn’t hurt to have a great opener like that

Do you have the space and tools to do a tire swap? The difference is pretty big. If you can, you might want to try dual sport tires. Be careful out there, smooth tires on a trail can be dangerous. Even gravel. Plus, knobbier tires will make the whole experience more fun and you’ll be able to deal with slightly rougher terrain overall.

Awesome. Do you find it tricky to ride trails without off-road tires?

Wow, what a total piece of shit. A small glimpse into the kind of father that raises a hateful, murderous monster

Years ago, when projectors were common in conference rooms. Someone was giving a practice presentation before the real deal in front of 80+ audience members. It was just our team of 8 or so the room for the dry run. In the middle of the presentation, there was a terrifyingly loud POP sound as the bulb blew out in the projector. It scared the shit out of everyone in the room. We all laughed after the initial shock wore off.

One of my coworkers stepped up on a table to take a look at it. I was near him and I waited for silence in the room while he was fucking with the thing, and clapped my hands together very loudly, simulating the previous scare. He let out a shriek of terror and clutched his chest. Everyone laughed. Eventually he laughed as well, but said something like “damn, that scared me.” Within a week he had a legit heart attack.

He was ultimately okay, but I still think about it. I know I didn’t cause it, but for a long time I couldn’t shake the guilty feeling that I contributed to it. Oops. Sorry Ken.

Just a closeup of Mitch McConnell’s bloated, corpselike face

Aneurysm posting. Maybe chill out on the drugs for a while?

This is maybe the 5th time I’ve seen you post something that’s either willfully deceptive or just flat-out dumb. A while back I tagged you so you’re easy to spot.

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2021/feb/12/mark-walker/walker-exaggerates-effect-trump-drug-order-biden-f

https://factcheck.afp.com/trumps-insulin-order-frozen-not-scrapped-biden

https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-biden-administration-delays-165221028.html

Counterpoint: Considering the scale of Lemmy compared to reddit, it’s hard to strike a chord. Suspend your doubt and keep making music jokes on a regular cadence. Someday you’ll hit the right tempo and and reach harmony with other users who recognize it as your signature style.

lol

Surprisingly, porcupines and hedgehogs are not closely related

Just like with everything else that people make into a lifestyle or part of their identity. Most are cool, but there’s always a vocal minority of dillweeds that take it way too seriously or use it to judge others that aren’t part of their pack.

To be fair, he’s now basically a cartoon character who is used to promote the sale of cheap flavored rum. So…

I’m honestly shocked. Who could have predicted? 😲

The true Final Pam

I’m curious, the guy seems like a total scumsack, what is his motivation in all of this outing Trump?

And if you squeeze him too hard some of his sores will rupture