One in El Salvador, perhaps?

A surprisingly large number of people don’t vote. I refuse to believe that anything approaching half of voting-age Americans support this. Unfortunately, here we are.

I got this. For those that don’t, search about reiserfs and the author’s criminal history.

One can be both smart and stupid at the same time.

They are both old; only one is a convicted felon.

Fix the court? The court is fixed!

"and you’re fired " FTFY

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Adding Bluetooth to a vacuum cleaner does make it suck more.

What do you want for dinner?

My Gen-X trait is I only book travel via a travel agent over the phone.

So is a loaded sports car more commonly associated with an American male’s midlife crisis.

My midlife crisis purchase is probably a $100k USD piano I can’t play very well when a $1000 digital would probably do just fine and not annoy the neighbors in adjacent apartments.

Basically I’m a soft, doughy ATM.

I have a 3.5 year gap on mine and used to dread this question. It came up during a second or third interview with a previous employer and the dread left as I answered honestly:

I was married to someone that was fortunate enough to have a lot of wealth and I didn’t need to work. During this time we traveled a good bit and I went back to school for a stint to study music theory. I wouldn’t trade those experiences for anything in the world but, alas, the marriage didn’t work out and I had to go back to work. When reviewing my options I found a renewed sense of purpose in my career that transcends a simple means to pay my bills. I am very blessed to have had these opportunities and wish everyone was as fortunate.

Up voting for word usage.

Princess Pumpkin Patty-cake.

He’s being prosecuted for doing something illegal (allegedly) that wasn’t part of his official duties as President.

I keep one I bought on Amazon in my car. I park illegally and put my boot on to make them think they already got me.