You can buy depilatory that is made for intimate areas but you still can’t put it on the vagina or the butthole. It burns.
I am so sorry, you are going to be miserable for a few days. Lotions and balms are probably going to make it sting even worse.
What you are alluding to is no longer activism and should be called what it is, terrorism. You are reframing the issue much as a neo Nazi might.