oof owie my esophagus

I’ll have to put a pin in that and circle back once I’ve had a chance to look into whether I can think about looking for that information for you.

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What do you think we’ll find out if we fuck around and create a huge mass of unemployed people with nothing to lose and a ton of free time on their hands

Can someone help me understand why a court would need a social media presence

Oh pour it on why don’t you

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No, fuck no. It’s so annoying and I’ve been wanting to call it out, but technically that wouldn’t be answering the question.

Edit: … Although, when you think about it, the practice does seem a little stupid. But this place has no stupid questions.

It’s the moments they don’t laugh that are truly the most outrageous

Let’s make a prequel to this fairytale so we can show how complex and sympathetic the villain is!

Oops they’re still a villain.

Want your post to go viral on social media? Just add a caption that says “and now it’s going viral on social media”.

I never revisited this game. Maybe I should try a Groose-only run sometime.

MoVe FaSt AnD bReAk ThInGs

We spend 4 years making barrels that are supposed to be for transporting water to the site of the fire, and another 4 years using those barrels as fuel for the fire. No water is ever actually put into the barrels.

Sigh. Sorry, I get that it comes off that way, and I tried my best to tread lightly. I don’t want to disclose my background or musical tastes. But I will concede I live under a rock, and I’ll leave it at that.

Complex and detailed is one thing, but it wasn’t like dense poetry for me. It was unintelligible, like a magnum opus written with poor handwriting.

I get that this is kind of a “me” problem. I’m just here to vent cuz it made me feel stupid.

Bonus points if you can correctly identify the brand of the beer on the right

There will be multiple investigations, televised hearings, and high-quality footage of foreign dignitaries being handed burlap sacks with dollar signs on them full of cash by the president himself. And nothing will come of it.