I looked up images of her too and she definitely is fat. I’m not trying to tear her down by any means but she’s heavy.

Wow, that’s fucking rude!

Tea always. I mean, coffee sometimes, but my go-to is tea. Yorkshire Gold, 2 sugars, small splash of evaporated milk.

Does whatever a spiderpig does

Oh shit I didn’t think of that (; ꒪o꒪)

Aw, I like flat caps. Not everyone can pull them off but they look good on those who can!

Not nuts about that haircut though.

I grew up with cats, so my default is under.

Amino acids

Philly suburbs!

No visible means of support and you have not seen nothing yet

I love Obvious Plant

Did he speaka your language?

The weird thing is that it’s super commonplace over here, so lots of people do enjoy it. There are a lot of different kinds of potato salad and I’m betting the mega-Karen in the OP is referring to the kind that is pretty much just potatoes in mayo (which, for the record, is disgusting).

Maybe I’m lucky because I live near Pennsylvania Dutch country, but there’s an abundance of good potato salad here.

Those little furry fuckers. They ate my begonia :(

Well that’s… certainly an opinion o.O

This calls for a pastrami sandwich.

You got it, I’m a very firm believer in ‘different strokes for different folks’!

Understood, that used to bother me too. After a while people realized I was firm and laid off. Other than a few occasional passive-aggressive comments from my mom about how she doesn’t have grandchildren, nobody really says anything anymore.

Edit: whoops, that posted 3 times!

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