The title is phrased a little weird though, as if Ukraine is to be blamed for this cluster fuck of a situation.

How does an Austrian-alps-cows-charge-hiker story end up in the Free Malaysia Today?

Minister of descent

Good old Orphan-crushing machine

That might also help a tad.

My guess is it has something to do with the already exorbitant healthcare costs Americans are making (causing the asked price not to be an outlier) in combination with the obesity epidemic going on in the country.

Gotta love the invisible hand of the free market.

That’s not flying, that’s just falling with style.

Huh, I thought I recently read China accused the US of tricking China into invading Taiwan but that they won’t take the bait.

I guess this is what ‘not taking the bait’ translates to in Chinese?

Surely they can’t both be true at the same time though, right? Either governments are rightfully not participating in a price-gouging racket, or they are cheapskates not willing to pay pharma companies.

Every rule has an exception.

That sure sounds like a rule with no exception

Impressive porn collection you got there.

I think if he tried they’d look like something out of a cartoon.

It even says obituary in the URL. I think they might have jumped the gun a little.

So many questions. Starting with the most insignificant one: Why did they use a picture of her from the 90s ?

He’s manipulating by using the ‘anchoring effect’. Now Indians are supposed to be like:
“Hey wait a minute that’s way too high, how about 70 hours a week?”

Which is still a ridiculously high amount.

“This is terrible, can someone please find Ja Rule ?”

Professional shit-stirrer.

I come I shit I conquer

Veni, faeces, vici.

I’m not American so it shouldn’t concern me, but fuck you’re a bunch of idiots.

Reminds me of Stephen Colbert and Hugh Laurie pointing out the sheer ridiculousness of censoring words:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12t3st