Did you think you were being witty? Cause you’re just an asshole.

Seems like these people are sexualizing babies and then making you seem like the crazy one. It’s kind of insane.

I could have spent an hour coming up with the perfect solitaire joke just for it to be topped by this banger.

Used to do laptop repair. It’s insane how often this happens with the crappy plastic shells.

Probably makes sense they announced the app locking feature at the same time.

They mentioned in their keynote they will have ways for third part companies to verify their claims of privacy. How this will look I am not sure, but it’s a good step.

The phone is, Apple isn’t. They outline everything in the keynote if you are interested.

This is usually accounted for by the traffic light pattern. Where I’m from both sides will be red for about ~2 seconds before it changes to green. Obviously it’s never a bad thing to be watching for cars running the red light but waiting 3 seconds AFTER a green would annoy the hell out of me lol

Brave man recommending anything Apple around these parts.

Again, I believe you are leaving out key details. They didn’t just take your money.

My assumption is that you didn’t understand how banking fees work and overdrafted your account or something. Perhaps got a credit card and only made minimum payments, which essentially just covers the interest.

Damn dude. You really have no clue. You lend the bank your money. They can use that money to lend to others. They give you some of the profit.

If you deposited money in a bank, and they told you it’s now their money and you own nothing, then you didn’t deposit money in a bank.

You are clearly leaving out important details. Banks can’t just take your money.

The fact that it seems to have happened multiple times to you is extremely suspicious.

They also payout about 2.5X what Spotify does to artists.

If that actually happens money is literally just paper at that point.

The $1 in my account actually grows. Sorry you don’t understand basic finance.

You’re only robbing yourself if you go cash only. $1 will be worth less tomorrow than it is today.

Feels better than the normal carton 😉

I once got 5/12 double eggs in a normal ass carton. Still my greatest achievement.

I will start using this as a factoid

Lip slip?

Technically they make orders of magnitude more because the money they bring in is orders of magnitude more

I’m not an expert but I believe the fuel is hydrogen. Hydrogen atoms fuse together to produce helium + energy