fingers crossed we get star trek replicator food asap

carpet doesn’t kill people, interior designers kill people

Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re a bottom!

Marble Blast!!

It was one of the first PC games I played as a kid. Incredibly simple mechanics: you are a marble and you roll and try to reach the finish line (sometimes you need collectibles first). But the level design was top notch. Perfect blend of challenging and rewarding.

pure wonderful button-mashy fun with just a hint of strategy. I always look for it when I visit retro arcades

also Dr. Veronica is my waifu

I like the idea of a sandwich cookie but always find them disappointing. I want a gourmet version made by some hipsters

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How Is This Mentally Ill Single Millenial Holding Down Two Jobs and Crunching Through Debt Payments? The Answer Will Shock Most Americans!

(the answer is I am a lucky bitch whose main employer fucks up just about everything except they provide premium health insurance I can afford to pay for and pay copays for, and this has been drastically improving my life)

that’s some high dynamic range eye assault a la late 00’s–early 10’s PC gaming, alright

I’m currently in the medical field but “IT” is one of my nicknames 💀 every new place I work I try to hide it but I just impulsively fix shit and then end up being expected to fix shit

energy is what scientists never have enough of and its existence is enabled purely by being able to observe yourself not having enough of it

am biologist who used to work in phylogenetics lab

there is a lot of fucking mystery

put it towards a train ticket to visit the fam :)

Unless you live in certain counties in the southern United States, where technically you need a prescription for a “marital aid.” Adult stores have to label everything as “novelty use only.” Really dumb.

Cocaine is also technically available as a prescription dental/oral/nasal anesthetic but I doubt there are any dentists and ENTs who want the headache and DEA spotlight on them when alternatives are available.

“vaccine Georg is an outlier and should not have been coubted”

a few years ago when i updated my emergency evacuation bag i bought a road atlas of my country

that circular trackpad…!

I like to put it in my coffee and have DOUBLE BEAN WATER

what a masterpiece

No, that’s the art and science of raising plants. You’re thinking of hors d’oeuvres.