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paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome

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Cake day: June 27th, 2023

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  • I had a cheap programmable multicolor LED lightbulb that used this technology but worse, as it used audible chirping produced by an app. The beeps were earsplittingly high pitched and had to be played LOUDLY to work.

    Occasionally the bulb sensor would hear god knows what noise from outside (nothing in that neighborhood sounded even remotely like the app’s digital harpy screeches) and SUDDENLY ACTIVATE ITS PARTY STROBE LIGHT MODE.

    I let my roommate keep it when I moved out.













  • this is why you don’t have to just “i hit for 3 damage”

    motherfucker i roll between the bandit’s legs and slash at their ankles with my tetanus daggers, barely missing the tendons but slicing moderately deep, and they feel the grit from the pockmarked blades salt their fresh wounds for 3 damage

    this has the side effect of encouraging the DM to keep the turn # snappy lol