Tenderize the cutlet while listening to the slick, bassy notes produced by this ssɐq ɹɐʇınɓ .

OH SHIT

Size doesn’t matter, it’s what you do with it that counts. …but you can’t do much with that so…

I’m still sittin’ here…

Ah, a perfect representation of the times.

Still no fan of tankies.

So say we all.

!linux_gaming@lemmy.world

Haha a fair assessment.

America is a failed state.

Same; also there’s like three java scripts, so that’s nice.

reported for ʲ̶̢̩̽̃̈͊̉̃̌̋͘ᵘ̸̢͕̫̜̥̗̰̃̊̈ˢ̶̨͓̗̣̤̣̖̫̮̤̉̾̕ᵗ̵̝͎͇̳̇̅̿͊̉̋͆͝͠ ̸̧̢̣̦̰̪͙̞̣͎͆̎̎̉͋͝ᵍ̶̺͕̻̯̩̽͆́̌͘͜ᵉ̷̡̛̟̥̳͈̳̭̲͋͑̉̉̏ᵗ̴̳̘̩́̀̓̆̓͗̈́͠ᵗ̸̛̪̳̜̆͑͂͐͒̄́͋͋ⁱ̸͙̃̐͊̆͂́̈́̕ⁿ̷̨͚͉̫̓̏ͅᵍ̷̡̣̳̫̯̯̙͎̫͗͗͆̓ ̸̨̗͍̰̟̟̩̠̼̓̒̃̑͘ˢ̷̡͙̒̒̒̄͐̆͘̕ᵗ̸̖̳̥͉̗̱͖̠͜͝ᵃ̷̡͚̜̳̘̩̲́͒̾̍̌̍̃͋ʳ̶̛̮̳̂̈̉͐͒̕ᵗ̴̢̧̛̜̝̝̲̙̪̈͐ᵉ̴̡̞̳̻̘̗͓͚̫̮̒̈̀̂̒̿̏̋̽̈́ᵈ̶̢̛̙͖̩̖̿̌͂͛̈͝͝

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿ ̿

Denmark because it’s by the sea and I’m a fan of Hamlet.

I’m not sure why a journalist was added to a group chat on an unsecure messaging app that was being used by the US’ national security team to plan real time military actions, but it happened.

Make sure to use a cabinet ministers last name to increase your chances.

sigh

*unzips

(☝◞‸◟)☞

New life goal: become rich so I can afford to buy multiple cheese wheels just for skyrim cosplay forplay

LOL I’m imagining all those political weirdos lining up to get neuralink implants “because they’ve got nothing to hide” and becoming the very sheep they despise.