When will China stop buying US debt?

Coolant is covered for 2 years/34 miles, whichever comes first.

“What do you do for a living?”

“Oh, you’re one of THOSE people.”

Breaded chicken wings are a crime against us all

Thats just like my orange but instead of snuggling it’s biting

“At 19 weeks, a fetus is about the size of a mango…”. Anything but the metric system!

Daddy has spoken. Trump will back off now.

I considered myself a Libertarian for a few years. I was a disillusioned Republican during the George Bush days and Libertarianism really grew on me. I voted for Gary Johnson twice.
As I became more concerned about climate change, I could not see a viable Libertarian solution to it. Private business is more than happy to keep chugging away with fossil fuels until it’s far too late.
For Libertarianism to work, these same private businesses need to do the right thing voluntarily. In Atlas Shrugged, those businessmen and women are doing what is right for their business and it just so happens to be what is right for everyone else, that isn’t always the case. All too often, what is right for business goes against what is right for society. Once I realized this, everything unraveled for me.
So anyway, here I am, years later, voting for Democrats because I’ve got no other option as the GOP became more and more insane since I left.

She needs some RadAway

Tots and pears

The only mail I get is junk. They can keep that garbage.

He missed the perfect opportunity to say “Hi Bi, I’m Dad.”

Cute how he thinks we’ll be given the chance to fix this in 4 years

So that’s what he says?

The school nurse is going to be busy checking kids’ privates for no good reason.

And then dicks like Kroger raise the price when they put it on sale so it looks like it’s a better deal.

And now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

Ermahgerd, it’s Nurmagomedov!

CTRL+CCCCCC, CTRL+V

They will still find a way to make exhaust pour out the back