huf [he/him]

Mammals can’t do green. They can do orange easy

hey now, some semi dictators also kiss bibi’s ass. see orban.

lol

i would just like to mention that the physics of the universe in LOTR are obviously very different, since you can sometimes see stars during the day, if you’re in a deep valley

the world was flat until numenor made war on the undying lands. at that point, numenor sank and the world was made round and the undying lands were placed somehow outside them, so that elves could still sail west along the straight way and get there, but everyone else just sailed west around the globe.

later, tolkien changed his mind about a lot of this and played with it, trying to turn it into an always roundworld (scientifically accurate myth was his goal at this point) but couldnt really figure out how it’d work and he was old and then he died

no, that’s not why. it’s because elves can just see better. it’s the same reason they can walk on top of snow. they are slightly outside the laws that apply to ordinary humans. even aragorn is a hair over the line.

yeah, they’re just waiting the storm out. let’s hope the storm never ends

turned to steel in a great magnetic field

lol he’s not a traitor, he didnt betray capital

i think europeans are way too racist to deal with facts

that’s a teen’s head on adult shoulders. how?

lenin was a mushroom, so this checks out

the american iphone is a cybertruck (also not made in america, probably)

d’you know, it makes sense why my filipino coworker had never been in the sea…

but why not just use ext4, which isnt buggy?

they dont, they just have another whiskey and ponder who shot JR

oho, if this is how they treat people for supposedly conspiring to cause a public nuisance, imagine what they’ll do to people openly selling weapons to israel!

no no, tell us why large scale exercises by the chinese coast are ominous but only when china does it

ah now, remember the lore, calling them deeply unserious is a death threat! that’s just how we are