To answer this guy’s question, yes, it would show up, because the alcohol is present in your blood, and thus, your pee.

It would show up on a breathalyzer. It doesn’t measure what you drank, but rather what’s in your blood.

I mean, a good enough rock can be considered a tool. Same as an antler or a bone.

I love how no matter how much the market makes it explicitly clear that an idea is absolutely terrible, Microsoft will just be like, “we’re doing it anyway, fuck you.” The best argument for Linux is just to gesture vaguely at Windows.

It’s a limitation of the hardware.

So what you’re saying is I have two eyes in my beeholes?

But what came first, the human or the egg?

Hold on, wait a minute, pause. There are people who think that bugs have lungs?

Turns out, when you give the felon the keys to the prison, they open it and let their friends out.

Trump acts like a far right extremist, therefore, Trump is a far right extremist.

If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck…

That’s because Donald Trump is a far right extremist.

Objectively, Chinese characters look cooler than latin characters, so he can just shut up and let us get water tattooed on us.

Why did you put an 850W power supply in that? You could probably put a 650W that’s much nicer for the same price.

Is that Elon Musk?

I think the post is saying that that small of a portion of Saddam is 400 calories.

Backups and rollbacks should be your next endeavor.

Muah ha ha. Now I can interfere with my neighbors even 9 miles away!

I’m pretty sure she’s being sarcastic.

Humans have an innate urge to pet the doggos. Every time I see a dog in a video game I try to pet it. There’s even a catalog of games with pettable dogs: https://www.canyoupetthedog.com/

I feel like you’re an asshole if you buy a 22 foot long pickup to take to IKEA.