Nobody expects China to remotely disable J-35’s on a whim… But they might do it as they prepare to invade Taiwan.

The US can remotely disable an F-35… China, I’d expect can do the same for a J-35.

Colo-rectal help?

It’s a Federal Judge, so they can ignore the bench warrant and get a pardon.

Worth noting that anyone can send an email to hr(at) opm(dot)gov to let them know what you did last week…

Frozen corn, by the handful…

Guesstimate based on the feel of it… I think a scientific study is warranted and I volunteer to help guesstimate.

Or cup size, if still in the source container.

If you want the answer, here’s the data. Solar is slightly safer than Nuclear, Nuclear is slightly safer than Wind. The three are WAY safer than fossil fuels.

https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/death-rates-from-energy-production-per-twh

In 1199, this would read “Nu hyring, micel wyrtbrocen ongietnes”

Only 12000? Those are rookie numbers! Get back to work!

They’re going to delete… my face?!?

How do you get Millenials and Gen Z’ers to answer their phones for more accurate polls?

This isn’t H4S?

Shall we assume the color-changing water horse was exchanged for sex?

Earth Girls Are Easy

Maybe Book of Mormon?

One was direct development of an egg into an embryo, the other was conversion of an animal from one sex to another to facilitate mating.

Terrible date format… Not sortable numerically and often confused with mm-dd-yyyy.

yyyy-mm-dd is the only way

I think he’s using old school speculative “bet”, not the new Gen Z meaning