No, I think gotten is better there, my sloppiness

You would have got it perfect if you had said “I would have loved it if you could have helped me”, but you could say that you got it right.

Pretty good. Offbeat as all hell. Loses its way a little in season 2 but pulls it back for season 3. Wasn’t generally considered a hit, didn’t make it past season 3.

Oh I know San junipero, just suggesting the plot of season 2 of future man as another similar reference - minds uploaded to “the cloud” and bodies destroyed on upload complete. Haley Joel Osmand is pretty decent as the antagonist of that season.

Future man season 2?

Definitely

Now eat your fungi penis up it’s good for you.

I dunno when I stopped drinking regularly, just kinda happened. I do know I’ve had one glass of red wine this year (it was meh, take it or leave it). I’ll join this pledge.

A high end sandcastle kit?

Three scientists arguing over the definition of zero

Celsius says “zero is the freezing point of water”

Fahrenheit says “no, zero is the freezing point of ammonium chloride”

Kelvin says “hold my beer”

Me: maybe consider your ability to love a child as part of your “can I afford a child” criteria.

Reddit: so it doesn’t matter if we can’t even afford to feed ourselves because “all you need is love”?

Me: b1tch that’s a whole other sentence

Winter is cumming

Some of the most interesting people I know are weirdos.

Your ads aren’t creepily specific to you anymore

Yeah it’s tricksy. Probably relies on people forgetting to update their subscriptions.

You have to have 5 items in a subscribe and save delivery to get the maximum discount listed on each of the items.

If you put your 25% item into a delivery next month and also subscribe to 4 other items in the same monthly delivery that show “up to 10%” discount, you’ll get 25% off the first item and 10% off the other 4.

Remove one item so you only have 4 items in the delivery and you’ll probably (I’m simplifying) get the lowest mentioned discount on each item rather than the highest - e.g. 5% instead of 25%.

That’s the McConomy

(badum tsst)