TIL onions enjoy being dominated

What’s a Twitter grandpa?

I was always under the impression the ad-riddled bullshit was cheaper because it’s subsidized by the sponsoring companies.

Matt paste, matte cap

“it’s a civil issue”

Step 1: stop doing it.

It’s short for Jonathan Doe.

With a package as valuable as this you’d want to pay for the delivery confirmation.

Ever look at a map? There are only 48 united states. The big one and the series of islands aren’t touching the others so they aren’t united.

As did the employee which is why he sent him back with the followup question.

And what would you have done if they actually returned with some?

Skill issue TBH.

How many bibles does he need to sell for each contempt charge?

I think the breading would mask the texture fortunately. I can imagine eating this and having no clue what it was.

Google pay and MyQ come to mind.

Some chance would be better than none right? Don’t they have parachutes that automatically deploy at a specific height?

Yes. TSA has special screening procedures for parachutes.

The one I went to had a turnstile after you walk though the front door so you needed to scan the code from the app.

Really puts things into perspective huh?

10 in your life. 3 each year.