Nobody gets murdered in Russia. They just accidentally fall out of windows because they’re clumsy.

Simple language for his simple followers.

This is exactly what flip books were designed for.

I don’t have any experience in politics but I’ll do it.

Best I can do is $7.50 USD and whatever meal you want from Taco Bell

He’s so generous and kind. A modern day Hercules you could say.

!remindme 2029

Has anyone seen his birth certificate‽

Amen.

Or Cole’s Law

Everything is legal until someone has the balls to enforce it not being illegal.

Detain them!

Between that and flipping a coin. At least the group chat has more opportunities for someone to point out a stupid idea.

Nor can they talk to say thank you.

Am I the only one who read the title as bullet ridden horse?

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They already have some digital currency that was acquired mostly by civil forfeiture.

Long pork.

Protip: If you suggest the fish smell is coming from her you won’t have to worry about it anymore.

But I’m le tired.