Nah, combine them with bird DNA so humans have feathers, the first human cloned is Plato

The same argument applies for polyamory

It’s Adam AND Eve

not Adam XOR Eve

Car manufacturers will meet local safety standards, so a BYD sold in the EU is probably going to be safer than a BYD sold in Mexico

Here’s an example with Peugeot

They could just draw three arrows on top of the swastika

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Arrows

What is wargames (1983)?

You get Blumbo for free if you are an AT&T customer. Flimmy is included with Xbox Game pass. Zapi is free if you use TurboTax.

Same in Spanish

Mamífero = Mammal

Mamar = To suck

This meme is about systemd

The afterlife

It’s also limited to slow traffic on some roads

“DRIVE PILOT can be activated in heavy traffic jams at a speed of 40 MPH or less on a pre-defined freeway network approved by Mercedes-Benz.” https://www.mbusa.com/en/owners/manuals/drive-pilot#:~:text=DRIVE PILOT can be activated in heavy traffic jams at a speed of 40 MPH or less on a pre-defined freeway network approved by Mercedes-Benz.

You’re not alone, your insurance’s billing department will always be with you

“James Crumbley is not on trial for what his son did,” prosecutor Karen McDonald told the jury. “James Crumbley is on trial for what he did and for what he didn’t do.”

They neglected their son’s mental health problems and left a gun unlocked at home

The left has misunderstood what my intention was in posting this meme. I am taking (sic) about the road warrior collapse that has already begun because of the policy’s (sic) of The Great Reset. I am taking (sic) about Cannibalism as defined as the consumption of another human’s flesh. 10 days without food and over 80% of people start eating each other. You guys want to bring down civilization so I just wanted to warn you. Good luck…

-Alex Jones

https://boingboing.net/2024/03/14/i-will-eat-your-leftist-ass-alex-jones-desires-cannibalism-not-sex-act.html

How would you move the power down to earth?

Writable CDs don’t store data on microscopic holes, they instead have a layer of pigment that changes color when heated by a laser.

“The writing process does not produce indentations (pits);” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CD-R#:~:text=The writing process does not produce indentations (pits)%3B

CD-RWs have a coating that can change to its original when the laser heats it to a specific temperature (high heat to write, low heat to erase)

“To erase the disc, the write beam heats the amorphous regions with low power to about 200 °C.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CD-RW#:~:text=To erase the disc%2C the write beam heats the amorphous regions with low power to about 200 °C.

Some C++ style guides suggest the following naming convention for functions that crash on any error

OpenFileOrDie()

Are you supposed to shoot the flashbang? Or are cops going to use less force when they suspect there’s armed people at home?

Flamethrowers can be sticky too

How about getting some exposure instead? They can start building a portfolio of tenants

Back in 1999 MSN messenger had support for chatting with AIM users, it was quickly blocked by AOL and for a while there was a game of cat and mouse between Microsoft and AOL until Microsoft quietly dropped the feature

https://archive.ph/20120526215641/http://www.news.com/2100-1023-228960.html