He said it’s because Europe are scavengers. Bitch we buy pretty everything from America. You’ve exported your shit globally. Every popular product is American.

And now we are going out of our way to boycott buying the stuff we loved because of you. It’s your fault the companies and the stock markets are losing money hand over fist.

For duck sake your arms industry was second to none and you’ve managed to shoot that in the knees too!

Less once-in-a-generation and more continuously-for-a-generation

sounds of paper shredder

Thankfully Ireland is a bit more switched on than America

I think everyone in prison likes him actually 😂

He better get a god damned round of applause from …well everyone.

Remember when PSUs used to have a power port in it that you plugged your monitor in to?

That was a great idea and wish it still existed but I guess they needed all the space for all the millions of peripherals that got added.

How do you propose to solve the famine comrade? Easy, just say there is no famine.

Hi erm…guys…semper fi right?….erm…can you stand behind? Yeah just like behind yeah…whatever makes sense. How long you been here?

*raw earths

He’s going to create a new department called AIDUSA and it will be the first and best department for foreign aid. There’s never been an AID department like it.

I’m sure a lot of people will enjoy…ahem…making their ideal lifelike woman.

Reminds me of A Grand Day Out

So America already has bases there, and has free rein in its waters. That sounds like having all the benefits and none of the cost of having to have more land. Ah, he wants to strip mine it which he’s not allowed at the moment.

If you want to stop Russian incursions, stop cosying up to them you spineless twats.

How do average republican supporters spin this as a good thing?

What he means: you’ll be better off under us as Russia will only attack its enemies, not its allies …

I’m afraid congress no longer has any power Mr Bacon.

This is that freedom of speech he keeps talking about right?

I see. Not being from America, I think it being zoomed in threw me.

Is that not Florida on the left?