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erp@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Here, I translated it from Troll into English for you5·10 months agoIf you are a trans am you should abstain in the general election. Because you are a car. And cars can’t vote. But I’m sure the supreme court is working on fixing that.
erp@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•These AI generated pics are becoming impossible to spot15·10 months agoYou can tell it is fake because no human would tie up the tent door flaps using the little nylon fettuccine thingies they sew onto each side
erp@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What did people do before smartphones to pass the time when you were bored?2·10 months agoI prefer the phrase ‘giving a dump’, because I sure don’t seem to be taking anything away from the transaction.
Alas I have digressed. I too indulged in the literary expositions of the shampoo bottle. Conditioner only on Fridays.
erp@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Reminder that Giorgia Meloni published anime art of herself to Twitter43·10 months agoI have become so desensitized to the festering dumpster sludge media that the window treatment shocks me the most in this picture
erp@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you feel that you are operating in a different reality than most of humanity?2·10 months agoI operate in el camino reálity. Miss me with that ranchero and canyonero nonsense.
erp@lemmy.worldto Streetwear@lemmy.world•Wrong Answers Only: what is this style called?11·10 months agoPre-1980s canvas camping tent … now with more leaks!
erp@lemmy.worldto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL humans are the only animal with a chin. We aren't sure why.English573·10 months agoIf I am not mistaken, according to the grammatical scrolls, having a chin makes everyone … chinese
erp@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Ford recalls over 550,000 pickup trucks because transmissions can suddenly downshift to 1st gear2·10 months agoYo dawg, we heard you like engine braking so we gave you engine breaking in your engine braking!
See kids, that’s what happens when you brake too hard.
erp@lemmy.worldto Gardening@lemmy.world•My Hairy Manzanita is going through some things.English2·10 months agoOk, keep your secrets. I’m just so tired of being a disappointment to others.
erp@lemmy.worldto Funny@sh.itjust.works•Women desire this strength in a man for two reasons2·10 months agoAnother, there is.
erp@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know?2·10 months agoFrakkin Cylons! I knew it!
erp@lemmy.worldto Gardening@lemmy.world•My Hairy Manzanita is going through some things.English3·10 months agoSay, where can I get some of those square rocks, for uh, reasons?
You may attract python too!
Car companies cry in bankrupt
erp@lemmy.worldto Side Of The Road@possumpat.io•That doesn't look like something that should be left behind2·10 months agoLook at the high falootin rich folks throwin away a perfectly good retread like that.
erp@lemmy.worldto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•"Alpha-Republican" James Judge who is running for FL-15 congressional seat...1·10 months agoNow, therefore, as president I shall urge the Congress to enact the Writ of Habeas Dorkus, requiring a person under the influence of cerebral diarrhea to be brought before some type of human greater than 4 and one-half years of age, especially to secure the person’s sufficient mental competence to be able to wipe their own ass without first tuning in to the TV for guidance, specific instruction, and moral support.
erp@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's an idea you have that should be an actual thing?1·10 months agoIt’s just recliner theater, I tell ya!
General Mills added unicorn marbits in 2018, so this sounds appropriate!