Elon to start handing out “winner” cheques only after his favourite wins next time. Or he’ll be offering 5mil cheques for the next one he wants elected. The man isn’t short of money, these amounts are rounding errors for him.

Chump should have had checkers instead.

Spoiler alert…

If you listen to the lyrics of Born in the USA (or Glory Days for that matter), they don’t actually say good things about America. The first describes someone returning from the Vietnam war, and comes back to a dead end existence. The second is about people who peaked in high school. Tho apt in both cases, I don’t think that’s the message they would want to be putting out there, even if Springsteen allowed them to be used as MAGA anthems.

They are perfect MAGA anthems tho 😉

Yep. They’ll demand loyalty from you, but not return it. The second a new CEO arrives, they’ll want to show improvements on the bottom line. Fastest way to “save” money is to sack some people.

Unless you’re in sales, you are a line item in a cost centre. Your salary is a dollar value they can save if they get rid of you.

HR exists to protect the org, not the individual people in it.

If you’re looking for loyalty, get a dog.

His certainly was.

So we can expect to see so called “Trumped” up charges (pun intended) levelled at political opponents, like they do in China and Russia when arresting dissidents?

Maybe that’s why they are working on brain implants

They’ll just sack some more engineers to cut costs, and hire more sales & marketing.

“if I can’t have it, no one can!”

smashes all the toys before going home

Probably just some baboons.

And the followup, “I’m blind because measles, and that’s ok!”

And the ones where you have to discuss what’s coming up in the next meeting. Meetings about meetings. We call them metameetings.

They need to have full calendars so that they look productive. Those meetings are for them, not for you. You still have to attend tho.

‘Alternative Facts’, should be really easy to disprove, no?

Fertiliser is one option.

They’ll probably try a strongly worded letter, and maybe even escalate to a condemnation if that doesn’t work.

Conservative Ultra Nationalist Transphobe Shield

I’m doing my part

They should start with that golf course…