Yo mama so fat, she took a dip in the ocean and left ring around the coastline.

I wonder if fish say “there are plenty of humans on the land”

Print as PDF, then screenshot the opened PDF, and OCR it back into word before printing to PDF one last time.

I hope you have a safe trip and safe return.

Remember to not volunteer any information, and keep answers to questions short and on point. If you can, make sure to tell your friends and family who are staying in the states about your expected departure and return times. Also look up one or two lawyers to have on speed dial on your burner (smart move btw!!).

I was tempted to send him a message asking the same question, but with GOP senators. But he asks way too much PII in his contact form.

Ironically a politician who is true to their word. 🤢

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

I feel like this could easily devolve into a circular debate. I see you as on the side of “technically correct”, while I’m looking at it from an “all roads lead to Rome” aspect.

Regardless, the end result is the same: people like me and you are the ones who are paying higher prices.

If I could strike any phrase from the human lexicon, it would be ”owning the libs” or any variation with similar meaning and/or intent.

Yeah we get it, you’re so petty that you don’t give a goddamned what happens to anyone (including yourselves), so long as you get to sit on your high horse laughing like Nelson from The Simpsons. Congrats. Now go away.

The effect of the oligarch’s mishandling of our economy are affecting the performance of our retirement investments.

I personally have a hard time defining/explaining words, except through an example.

mfw the Gold Standard is set so high that even “not as good” is still spectacular.

Myself and @TheOctonaut@mander.xyz are not the enemy here. There is absolutely no reason to attack each other. If you want to get angry at someone, get angry at the oligarchs.

It’s too late. Can’t trust him again.

If only there were signs before hand. 🙄

99% of the time you’re not the one doing the importing anyway so you don’t actually pay the tariff but the company you’re buying from will, and will almost certainly increase the price to make up for the higher cost to supply.

This is a contradiction. Yes, the end consumer may not be directly be responsible for paying the tariffs, but we’re still paying it when a company passes on the costs to us.

Poor Master Roshi; blows up the moon to save the world from Goku, and he doesn’t even get an honorable mention.

This. I’ve been feeling shitty this past week, and there was a woman at the grocery store who made sure to tell me to have a wonderful rest of my day, simply because I moved a shopping cart out of her way (she was in one of those motorized carts I assume because she probably has a hard time walking). It was like a light switch on my mood.

That is to say, we need more people like that lady, who genuinely want people to have a good day and unknowingly make people feel better for just being nice.

You might enjoy this write up then.

Hm. That gives me an idea for a business model. 💡

I think dad-jokes are by their nature unfortunately limited to the group I have described. Every other kind of person makes them, they’re just common bad jokes.

I am going to have to disagree with you there. Dad jokes is an entire genre of jokes in and of itself. It transcends age and gender; it’s all about the attitude.

Check out Mom’s Dad Jokes on Instagram to see what I mean.

Also, my 10-year-old son loves telling dad jokes. He hates when I tell dad jokes, but he loves telling them.