You know things are bad when the onion uses direct quotes from a debate

Because that song is a banger

Same, this woman is a living saint just like Rogers

I am once again asking programmers to explain the joke

It is, but they got the spirit

Why do republicans want to kill themselves so badly?

PSA Learned recently that Lillies are incredibly toxic for cats. Like there have been cases where a cat dies just from brushing up against a Lilly and cleaning themselves.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDERS!

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That storm trooper is huge

This guy looks like a Rick and Morty background character

I don’t see any significant number of people doing this. That would be like demolishing a condemned building while you’re standing in it. Yeah it probably should come down, but there are still people inside.

Same! This is one of the biggest reasons why autism makes me feel like an alien pretending to be human.

At least this one is true

It’s not insane to think that her caretaker might have made it all up for money, but it is insane to make that your personality.

I’m more in to lollygagging myself

You might see ape brain violence, but guess what the people in power are apes too. When all else fails, and I think we can agree it has, there’s only one option left. I’m sure you’re referring to the George Floyd protests. How long do we have to ask nicely for people to not get murdered by cops? How many different ways should we say it? Do you actually think it can ever work?

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