I’m gonna see if that link from the other comment works, but I’ve tried a few times and the page to delete your account mysteriously would never load for me.

I’ve been trying to delete my Facebook for years

Call me a drone because I don’t have a job, I don’t have a father, and I fuck your mom.

Because they pretend like we don’t have alien bases in the ocean?

You know things are bad when the onion uses direct quotes from a debate

Because that song is a banger

Same, this woman is a living saint just like Rogers

I am once again asking programmers to explain the joke

It is, but they got the spirit

Why do republicans want to kill themselves so badly?

PSA Learned recently that Lillies are incredibly toxic for cats. Like there have been cases where a cat dies just from brushing up against a Lilly and cleaning themselves.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDERS!

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That storm trooper is huge

This guy looks like a Rick and Morty background character

I don’t see any significant number of people doing this. That would be like demolishing a condemned building while you’re standing in it. Yeah it probably should come down, but there are still people inside.

Same! This is one of the biggest reasons why autism makes me feel like an alien pretending to be human.

At least this one is true

It’s not insane to think that her caretaker might have made it all up for money, but it is insane to make that your personality.