Is there a treehouse of horror fusion of him and Homer?
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He looks like Epstein didn’t kill himself because he’s still alive and voting Trump.
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13·7 months agoTurns out customers weren’t ordering the McDeadly neurotoxin
I’m assuming the third track being entirely disconnected and therefore not a real option is intentional.
Either way, accurate
20·9 months agoquick GIS
…Raytheon’s logo really is that loading circle
Not less ridiculous than the right’s actual complaints.
ALL MY SEXY M&Ms ARE GONE.
I feel like even the concept of a tv station is a bit outdated despite technically still existing.
“Entertainment companies used to decide what shows were playing at 5pm”
I hear 70s bushtit was wild
193·11 months agoPossibly related note: Jesus’s rules on divorce do not permit a woman to leave an abusive marriage.
Depending on which gospel you’re reading a man may either leave an adulterous wife(Matthew)or not under any circumstances(mark, luke).
I’ll have you know my reddit comments were only mostly unhinged!
5·11 months agoInsert “I’d like to interject for a moment” copypasta here
1272·11 months agoThe bible more directly endorses war rape:
Deuteronomy 21:10-14 ESV
When you go out to war against your enemies, and the Lord your God gives them into your hand and you take them captive, and you see among the captives a beautiful woman, and you desire to take her to be your wife, and you bring her home to your house, she shall shave her head and pare her nails. And she shall take off the clothes in which she was captured and shall remain in your house and lament her father and her mother a full month. After that you may go in to her and be her husband, and she shall be your wife.
This is why I stick to open source software for anything truly important.
Gaming’s a mix of open source, physical retro games and the least abusive free to play games.
4·1 year agoWith all his whining about rigged elections he of all people should know you can’t ask election officials to “find” you exactly the amount of votes you need to win that election.
Come up for a reply to this quote: “Christ, why even have people anymore? Just have ChatGPT be all the users. It’s already indistinguishable.”
ChatGPT:
While ChatGPT has made remarkable progress, human connection adds depth and emotion that technology alone may struggle to replicate. Let’s appreciate the unique qualities each brings to the table.
Makes the conversations quicker
door knock
“Hi, I’m”
“molester informing us? Ok stay away from my kids bye”
door slam
…Is this putting shoppers in the role of the hijackers?
“A second customer has hit the tower.”