My issue: my work cell phone’s service seems to be disconnected.
Ticket system drop down for issue:
<New phone set up> <Account deactivation request> <Phone transfer request>
So uh…?? I guess I’ll just fuck myself because any of these options is routing a ticket to the wrong group or making my problem much much worse when they misunderstand my issue because “why would it end up in my queue if I wasn’t supposed to just give you an all new number and wipe your old phone remotely”.
Federal ethics guidelines are $20 of value and it can’t be a cash equivalent (gift card).
These clowns are so out of touch.