He knows who’s buying 70% of his cars. And that’s not Taiwan.

Hope you throw the batteries in last, when they explode they might otherwise extinguish the flames. Very inconvenient.

If there is a god, it takes a special sadist to allow the amount of torment present on earth.

So I prefer to believe there’s no higher spirit ravelling in the suffering of all creatures rather than there being a malevolent creator watching with glee as we die a slow, painful death.