Republicans hate trains unless they are running one on a 12 year old

Anything to save parents from actually having to parent

I showed cunk to a girl I was dating, she didn’t get that it was satire 😭

Which one of you nerds is gonna start nursinghomehookups.com cause I’ll throw you like 5 bucks

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If the server you are stealing movies from has a pass you still don’t need to pay

They could have worded this better

“Why do we send all these people food”

So they don’t have to eat fucking bats with covid-9000

Free luigi

What is loops? Not seeing it on the play store

Yeah I’d love to move my gang off discord but getting them to go back to team speak or vent is not happening

I love this, my quick stop guy smiles whenever I walk in, but he doesn’t speak much English. I’d love to get him pistachios

Are the Dems gonna do anything or is America as we know it just going to die, “get out and vote” isn’t going to cut it when they can just say it doesn’t count

We were spoiled when the web started, but now that ad revenue has dried up, someone has to pay for hosting and content creators to eat.

I’m not a fan of giving every website $5 a month, there has to be a better way.

paying $15 a month to listen to anything I want instantly is worth it

You mean like a big net that sits 50 feet off the boat to tangle the props of all these drones

Olives on tacos are a crime

People shit on these tacos but it’s a way better use of ground beef than fucking manwich or hamburger helper or meatloaf, or anything else besides burgers.

Do guns count?

“Sir, we have a situation.”

“Open the gift card safe.”

An edible

A 40

A little Caesars pizza, crazy bread