Think about this really hard again.

You gotta hold it in for 3 days!

But how do they actually dispose of the bag though? Do they use a ladle until it’s empty enough to carry?

Remember kids: sideloading is not the same as downloading

I own a chameleon and I can confidently say that there is nothing going on inside that head. If a chameleon wants to go somewhere it will goddamn go there without any reason to do so.