Last time I came into some local blueberries the grocer called the cops on me.

Those look delicious though.

Surprised I had to scroll this far down for Psycho Fox. That and Wonder Boy 3.

Shannon Martin says just shake the battery and you’ll get AC.

Sure, you might have to wheel around a super heavy cart full of batteries …but think of the CONVENIENCE of not having to charge your phone!

Same thing happened to me with a Tim Hortons bagel. Border guards with small dicks having a power trip. The best part? The question on the computer was “are you importing any xyz…”. I was not importing it, I was eating it at the airport. Still had my Nexus taken.

“reach Mars at breakneck speed” - great choice of words there.