Oof, right in the liver

A sharp knife helps keep the ouchie chemicals inside the onion since it causes fewer cells to rupture

Can you still buy lawn darts? Asking for a friend

Saying we’re trying out a new process every sprint while doing the same thing we always have

I create tech demos to trick venture capitalists into paying my boss to keep this farce going

DF might be my ideal game. It’s definitely worth learning and isn’t as hard as it first seems. I still remember some of my first forts from back in 2012.

If you think that’s bad don’t look at the auto industry. Everything is propped up by duct tape and regulations. But mostly regulations.

Nick Mullen ruined Jeff Goldblum for me.

“Uh, have you, uh, tried putting the ring…uh, putting the ring in your ass?”

Crows can use tools and won’t need vehicles to travel. Dolphins don’t stand a chance.

Peak Backpfeifengesicht

That sounds a lot like the US constitution, amirite?

Please save me from this waking nightmare

He’s got some issues with his sources on this video (one is a secondary source from the 1840s for example). I want his claims to be true but take the info with a grain of salt.

One thing that tends to get left out is that peasants had a lot of work to do at home. Washing and repairing clothes, maintaining tools, cooking and preserving food, etc all had to be done by hand.

2026 will be the year of the Linux car

Many of them are immigrants who got in with work visas so they can’t easily change jobs. Elon knows this and exploits the situation. It’s all just terrible.

They even have a pet ghost cat or two in the bottom right

“My expertise is mostly in sorting algorithms. I don’t see how–”

“Shut up, nerd! Get in the tower and make the planes stay in the air”

I made the Enola Gay joke a couple weeks ago thinking there’s no way they could be that stupid. I don’t know why I’m surprised.

It goes straight to Hell, MI

Y’all should be using Hela regardless of my county’s dumb policies. Heinz is trash in comparison.

We should keep pointing out moments of ambiguous facial expressions among Trump’s inner circle to gaslight MAGA into constant infighting.