I recently had an incident with a mandolin while slicing vegetables that required stitches. Can confirm.

Why does he even have an approval rating in the first place? He’s unelected.

The Democrats briefly had a super majority in Obama’s first 2 years, and could have passed universal healthcare, not this limp dick ACA stuff, but yet here we are. Stuck with a patchwork of terrible private insurance where your policy has lifetime maximums, and the shareholders can sentence you to death so that line goes up.

Like promote Palmer Luckeys AI military company, Anduril?

Hot cakes.

Did you know he used to work at NASA? He very rarely mentions it. /s

Apparently not anymore they don’t. Shrug.

The part that kills me about all this is that there is a bird flu vaccine, but US poultry farmers aren’t allowed to use it because then we couldn’t export eggs to other countries. There was a really good CBS Sunday Morning segment about this.

I thought they wanted everyone that works for the government to return to the office?

The cops didn’t didn’t show up for the same reason that you never see Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus at the same time.

I used to live in Maryland, and a guy got shot to death just for trying to drive into the Ft. Meade base. Yet space Karen can just stop on by.

Update: Link to article: https://www.cnn.com/2015/03/30/us/fort-meade-nsa-incident/index.html

Rad.

No shit.

Is using nukes gay?

Oh, it’s almost as if brave has always sucked.

Ronald McDonald is a capitalist.

But don’t forget, if a woman asks him a question he doesn’t like, she’s “a nasty woman.” His playbook is so fucking tired. I don’t understand why no one sees it.

I have NEVER been able to do this. It always takes me 3 tries. Bravo sir.

Yeah, ski resorts issue daily reports on their snow conditions. Like are they using snow makers, or if there is fresh snow, or if it’s packed snow, or icy, etc. Every ski resort does it.

Pardon him from what exactly? He was never convicted of any crime.