There was a movie about a guy stuck in an airport, I think it was called Die Hard 2.

Hot and a good cook? Is she single?

Good to know VGA and parallel port devices are safe.

I can never again log into my email or other private account on someone else’s computer.

You always mess up some mundane detail!

It’s like the boats that look up at the sky, when rocks only look at the ground.

My kid says “you’re a butt in a butt”. Not sure what it means but I think she’s insulting me.

Thank you.

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How about no.

Mint users just getting drunk and having a great time.

And that cop’s name? Albert Einstein.

Klingon doesn’t have a semicolon, switch to that.

The ‘S’ is silent.

A lizard person, I fucken knew it.

You could tell your mom the real price of MS office. She might suddenly stand LibreOffice just fine.

I’m told by top conservative minds that antifa is behind all the protests.

Also this morning I stubbed my toe, must have been antifa.

Coarse

But they could be paying the most money even more.

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