I know what to do with this information!

Rotate it in my mind. It’s free. No one can stop me.

Allow me to just simply say DON’T DO IT. DON’T FUCKING DO IT. There are very few examples of regretting something you haven’t tried but this is one

Incorrect ways to jumpstart a car (Fig 1 of N)

Linux!: Had set It up years ago when it was a slog. Came back recently after Windows did this— and it was so much easier.

Work? Yes. The comfort of knowing I’ve put off for one more day the tech ubergods carving my life open? Also yes.

And if you change countries, everything you had on Pleeboo costs 2X as much now

My kid pronounces it “poop”

This is like a plot line from “If On A Winter’s Night A Traveler “

the show always sucks anyway

Your dad in a little house on the prairie wig

Billionaires gonna bill ya for air

“Will this be on Quibi?” - Philomena Cunk

I see “dad” and “NSFW” and click over and it’s some damn uncanny valley bug lizard in a Little House on the Prairie wig?! I’m on the wrong instance

Except on my relatives’ blood pressure, hey-yo!

K smog. Weren’t they in that… dragon and jewellery movie with the guy from the detective show? No, the other one. With uhh Tom … Spellman! — me who has suddenly become my parents

That’s so mid!

(I’m 43 am I gonna go to cool jail) (Do they have skippy-dippy toilets there or the regular ones)

Aw they all look so happy together! Makes me feel like our little Sol is lonesome way out here

Reminder to check in on your parents & warn them of the latest scams - your voice, cloned, claiming you’re in some emergency desperation need of lots and lots of money. They’ll fall for it. Discuss a plan with them BEFORE this happens!

Ok social do-gooder rant over 🤷‍♂️

Sounds like a 1970s sci fi movie title. “The Kemet Orthodoxy”

Huh. . That’s weird. I could swear I double checked my math before I posted this One Dumb Trick online years and years ago…

Found the mistake, I had skipped a step, updated original post

Not-super-fun fact: an 8.5 x 11 inch paper can be useful if you lack a ruler in an American office & you need to measure an inch or a foot.

If you fold the paper like in an image I’ll try to attach, the hypotenuse is 12.01 inches.

Edit: then you fold the 12.01 inch side against the 11 inch side to get a 1.01 inch measurement

Not exact, but good enough if you need to know your neck size to buy a fancy shirt online - not that I would ever waste my corporation’s time that way!