baines@lemmy.cafetoThe Onion@midwest.social•Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future ExistsEnglish
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5 days agolosing 5-8% buying power every year sounds great!
losing 5-8% buying power every year sounds great!
they can be but then the MC is a 40 year old office worker while she has a troubled past and daddy issues
this is literally my life
months of ‘the inputs are shit, this will be a problem’ with either no reply or being brushed off
months later after the problem becomes a dumpster fire ‘we need this data yesterday and it looks real bad’
if banks fail you might as well eat a bullet you aint sustaining shit
if you’re trying to prepare for nazi america, then invest in beans rice smokes and bullets, then you’ll at least have that bullet