Humans are just a bundle of neurons floating around in a bag of chemicals.

You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?

Well, you got any jelly donuts?

Sorry, I mean “Clam Emotions”

(if you live in the US)

Massive X data leak affects over 200 million bots.

Sorry, we need two electrons with identical spin and orbitals. Better check the place across town.

Ah yes, the old “send the new guy out to buy an isotropic antenna and an electron trap” on their first day

I wonder if real mine sweepers ever have this exact same conversation?

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Cause no trouble.

You idiot! I made FOUR spelling errors!

Hey guys! Check out this woke moron! Can’t even count how many mistakes we’ve made!

Honestly, if we’re taking the stance of "lets run the government like a business*,

It’s just good marketing.

It makes people in other countries that little bit more likely to buy something made in the USA, or to visit as tourists or to volunteer to help during a natural disaster.

The example you’re referring to isn’t even in the millions - it was around $70K! Ireland spent $163 Billion on Amercian services because of a good, long standing relationship between the two countries.

Contributions to global organisations is what is known as “soft power” - for example, the only time NATO article 5 has been invoked is by the USA after 9/11

And guess what - every other country stood up and came to America’s defence. In the grand scheme of things, it’s a pretty good deal to spend a few million for the billions you get back in cooperative agreements with the rest of the world.

Thanks for being honest. What is Trumps actual plan?

I’ll tax the rich!

He’s a socialist!!