So can Biden ✨officially✨ declare Trump an enemy combatant and have him taken out?

Because they were super popular in the 80s, and that’s where all of his cultural touch points are based.

At the same time, it forced me to learn. Nowadays, every game and app you’d want is a few clicks away, and most likely it’ll just work without having to think about IRQ settings or COM ports or whether there’s enough space on your 50 MB hard disk.

Nostalgia

I would love for an interviewer to ask him to name, like, three of the Commandments.

I’m glad somebody recognized the reference, even though I got it wrong!

It’s a baby turtle!

Don’t forget the Saudis

How many you got?

Yeah, that’s a pretty piss-poor attempt from ChatGPT. It didn’t even include someone calling him “sir” or an abrupt shift to a Hannibal Lector reference.

All of that “cuck” talk was definitely projection

the Idiot that green lit this lemon of a product.

That idiot’s name starts with “E” and ends with “lon Musk.”

I would like to go to dinner in Fort Collins with my boys and not have random people come up and video us, you know?

Bull. Shit. You chose to be an attention seeking loudmouth.

It’s good to see the free market actually working

Right wingers are still all loaded up on horse dewormers. I’m sure they’ll be fine.

Everyone here seems pretty negative on this news. Any particular reason?

Be like jeffw, not like return2ozma.

I thought conservatives were against participation trophies

If you do any business with Japanese or Korean people, then yes, definitely.

Because his brain is bad