Right? I feel like that would be the bigger news story, here.

can’t afford to leave this country, too poor and too unskilled.

absolutely going to be a target affected by project 2025 – being gay, I reckon once republicans are done antagonizing trans people, we’ll be the next priority target.

And even if Biden wins, the country will still be exactly as fucked as it is now – and if Biden’s abilities are like this now, where will they be at the end of his term, if he even makes it that far?

anyone moving to canada, please for the love of god smuggle me in your luggage.

damn, that ain’t a forehead, that’s a goddamn fivehead.

think I’m gonna filter this sub, just makes me sad.

well, I’m glad someone out there has what I don’t, at least it exists

I didn’t know the Crimson Chin had a daughter

I believe he’s just upset that he’s in this image

take a guess

Observe, class. Bottom third of the image. You are allowed to look and ask questions in a calm and respectful manner to the subject of the meme, but no flash photography and no snickering in the back or I’ll beat you with a sack of oranges

get in nerd, we’re going panhandling in DND

don’t you think more of your problems could be solved by the precise application of shitloads of cocaine?

Hey now, I’m certain a few of the IT nerds here are qualified to work for the FBI. Not all, but some.

Bovines are cows. Deer, iirc, are cervines.

I go to Lemmy to escape the depression and the depression has followed me here, marvelous

Oh. Oh no. How tragic.

Uh.

… Anyways.

this is one of the many problems with turds like the oompa loompa, turds are slippery.

Seriously, the way this country treats its teachers, it’s no wonder people grow up to be so stupid they’d be taken in by charlatans like Trump. You want to get rid of demagogues, you have to do a good job of teaching kids critical thinking skills, and you can’t do that without good teachers getting paid what they deserve in every school in the country. The first president we get that leads a big push for teachers funding, we’ll see pay off in dividends if it’s kept at.

How ’bout a nice cup of LIBER-TEA?

I’ll be honest with you, the first episode of Netflix Bebop did actually feel like a Cowboy Bebop episode, I thought it was actually quite good. Then it… kinda went downhill, as I recall.

nice

"Hello, my name is Dr. Glenn Pierce, and by now you may have realized that all of this has happened exactly the way it was supposed to. You see, everyone who comes to the institute does so because they feel they are no longer in control of something important to them. But, more often than not, the problem is not that the problems we face can’t be solved, The problem is that we become so afraid of failure that we refuse to see our problems from a new perspective and so we do the same things again and again and again. And therein of course, we find exactly the failure we were looking for.

Your life will always be a struggle and you will always have problems. But today, you had the chance to see things differently. Even though it meant facing obstacles that seemed impossible at first, you thought outside the box - and you overcame them. Because you saw things from every angle, you understood them for what they really were. Because you kept moving forward, no matter how far off the path you were told you were headed, or how unexpected it became… you found your way.

In a few minutes, you’ll be back in the real world, and some part of you will say that none of this was real: So how could it have meant anything? But - just like the power of perspective itself - it will have been as real as you believed it to be. All you’ve got to do is… wake… up."

mostly the bolded part there, but Superliminal was such a rad game.