“1” + “1”

I am mad about this.

Mmmm… Pickle…

I counterspell with rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

No mention of WTF-PL?

I see memes here that my friends don’t see. My internet points have been on the rise since using Lemmy.

Kirin J. Callinan’s “Big Enough”

Friend, if that’s all it takes, I got news for you…

My 6AM friends all start falling asleep around 9PM. Meanwhile, I’m awake until 2AM. There’s a place for night owls and society needs us.

My go-to is “Don’t be a dick” followed by a concise disclaimer that the rules aren’t exhaustive.

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING .

On mobile, I’ve found that switching tabs before switching away from the FF activity mitigates this. Not sure if it’s FF, the website, or Android messing it up, really.

Recipe please

Trailer Park Boys! I believe it’s Canadian!

Cheers, genitals!

Sad day. Guess I’ll have to make my own.

They stole a balloon

This is a weapon of mass destruction. It’s too cute; I have perished from it.

We call her The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home

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