No, being the asshole is expecting other people to be recorded for your benefit - without first telling them so that they can consent. And then blaming Google for it.

You are correct, you have the right to be an asshole.

Asking us is so questionpunk.

*confirmed adulterer

Maybe we just have less tolerance for bullshit here?

I’d name it “In Communist Russia, fantasy football team name you!”

smol

Your sister has a tiny car

With ears

Considering what it’s on: either forwards or backwards.

Living wages in exchange for work.

If it’s not of historic significance? Modify it.

Know anyone who does metal work? Ask them to change it to something interesting.

Got a Dremel? Buff away the Nazi bits until it’s smooth metal.

There are lots of different ways to change it!

And if you know anyone who does leather work, they can remove or replace the nasty bits on the scabbard.

Counterpoint: no, they’re not.

Based on our sample size of 2, I can confidently state that all cats with a wonky eye love people.

Poor guy. But I bet he acts so normal that most folks wouldn’t realize. :)

Very dangerous. When a train in motion strikes an object, severe damage will occur.

More like mocking your work.

Masterpiece? Where’s the Thousand Island dressing???

(not serious)

I bet you’re someone whose nose almost imperceptibly points downward.

I remember a few years ago, my feet started bothering me. Then I realized it happened after I moved to a house with hardwood floors.

Sanuk house slippers fixed me right up.