John, are we the baddies?

that is not my beer

• Germans

It’s famous and has an hours long line everytime, filming is forbidden inside, and you have to pass the bouncers vibecheck to get in

MORE REALISTIC MORE REALISTIC

If you used Google, try out DeepL

A bluetooth speaker is just a modern boombox isn’t it

“Hi boss, the ai just rejected my picture”
“Hi again, heres the picture”
“Hi boss, it got rejected again, see picture attached”
“Oops forgot to attach it”
…

Lol

The releases page is just as easy to find!

The king has created a fable-writing machine

In some manga the bad guys announce they will annihilate humanity, and they will start by killing 1000 people every day(!!!). At that rate, it would take them 22000 years to kill 8billion

Hey err you can try taking vitamin D and umm drink lot’s of water and… chat with friends?
I’m sorry :( I wish u the best tho <3

Oh I see, it’s a consequence of the US not registering all residents. In Germany we don’t have to sign up for the draft, because the local municipality already has a registry with all its residents names, addresses and birthdates

This makes me so happy <3

I still won’t believe you that your fuel eco was better than my 1l 3-cylinder. It has adequate top-end power which I use frequently and average at about 5.5l/100km or 43mpg. When I drive agressively and floor it often it drops to 41mpg.

The single best drive I’ve achieved 56mpg

Oh this is city driving with short highway legs btw

Yeah but in Europe you’d expect an engine called EcoTech to have 1.4l not 2.4

Now prove that there isn’t a single dino in there

Yep. It’s not Tux Paint.

Yep. It’s not Pinta.

Yep. It’s not FireAlpaca.