What a fun way to find out my bladder capacity is around three times the average at least. Connective tissue disorders are whack. Now I’ve just gotta work on the other factors so I can piss-levitate longer than everyone else! I’ll be unstoppable!!

This was exactly what I thought of when I saw the post! I’m glad you saw this and shared your work here. It’s awesome and it makes me so happy.

Sometimes they are, yep! They vary in size and shape quite a bit.

You know how some raindrops are teeny tiny and light, some are big and fat and heavy? And often you can tell because of how they look and feel differently on your skin and stuff? It’s just like that!

You like to see homos naked? That’s cool, man, whatever.

One toke is over the line? Sweet Jesus!

Outlook.com, duh!

Does anyone know the source of the art? I love it! (Even moreso because the little mushroom friend has a huge knife for some reason.)

Please feel free! I’m glad you liked it enough to steal it and comment saying so. :) That made me smile!

Here’s a link to the article in the screenshot, in case anyone else was interested in reading it like I was: https://www.freethink.com/futurology/cryogenically-frozen-humans

Agreed (with this comment and your previous one.)

I didn’t know it was possible for me to love the Hard Times even more! This is fantastic. I especially love these bits:

At this moment Steve starts singing ‘here’s my fist it never fails, when I swing it really sails, when it strikes I want to wail, dieeeeee!!!’ and then he just starts bashing in Dan’s skull

and

At press time, it was reported that a spotted blue puppy was seen in LA carrying around the decapitated head of convicted pedophile and former Nickelodeon employee Brian Peck.

Fuck, I just love it so much. Beautiful! Thanks for posting this here, ZeroCool!

Oh my God, you’re a genius! How did I not catch that!? You just made my shitty day a little better and gave me a much-needed smile - thank you for that! :) 💕

I think you mean Falling in Reverse for Ronnie Radke, not Bring Me the Horizon, but I agree with everything you said.

My spewn. Is tew biig!

Dumbledooooore!

Ha! Perfect!

That’s what I was expecting, too. It’s gonna be stuck in my head for days now! :)

that lip piercing (just like any other piercing in mouth) may cause tooth damage and/or gum recession over time. It’s a bad idea.

Nope, nope, nope. Incorrect. Vertical labrets, which this person in the picture has, do not go into your mouth at all. It goes vertically straight up through your lip. No part of it is ever inside your mouth.

I feel you on the autopilot eyes, though!

You’re very welcome! :)