Well, now that Chevron is dead, this ain’t happening unless every 23-year-old Trump district judge in Alaska agrees.

Of course. For it is sleepy time. Catpile.

Even better, nationalize it. We don’t have to let Musk keep control of it at all.

Hmm, good to hear both sides are wrong. Please, tell me more of this “both sides” principle.

Good morning, Israeli propaganda ministry! How’s the weather down there today?

Bet he never spends a day in custody. He’ll either 1) litigate it all till he dies, 2) become dictator, or 3) flee to Russia.

Could be bladder cancer. Either way, the Palace wouldn’t say because he’s getting a stoma and a bag.

Finally, something interesting on YouTube. The algorithm should like it too: two faces with craaaaazy expressions.

It’s almost like this was the plan all along and none of them ever cared about the October 7 attack.

Black people?

I believe in everything but Jerry Jones. When’s he getting shitcanned?

Prob because he just shit his diaper. Pretty much confirmed that he’s had Depends for the past 20 years.

“I love pro wrestling because it’s like porn.” I bet you do, sir. I bet you do.

You can’t weaponize a law that was always intended to be a weapon.