Thanks everyone for replying. I forgot these rules because they’ll never apply to me…

Damn is it really like 80% tax

Why not just call it 14 instead of making us do math?

To be fair, he’s just a child

Ok so my experience comes from catching chickens and clawed ducks as a child, so assuming you’re a full grown adult, and this chart, the ratios are the same.

You gotta catch them from surprise, from the back, but it sounds like you’re already in the fight if shit goes down. The beak is your issue. The wings are just a distraction. Get the pelican bastard from the neck, as high as possible if you can and try to grab the legs. ChatGPT says they don’t really use their legs to fight, but worst case, start swinging it. I bet once you clamp on the beak, it’ll be hard for it to open. Like how alligators can chomp down, but have trouble opening. Once it’s subdued, it might stay freaked out for a while. You just gotta hold it until it accepts defeat.

Then take it to your mom and she’ll take the head and feathers off for dinner.

Best of luck brother.

Yes, but seeing as they make so many mistakes, it’s important to hold them to things they actually did. Not just make up stuff.

It’s awesome to see he beat that sucking so much

It’s awesome to see he beat that cancer

Holy cow. Meadow’s law sounds like it’s for punishing people with genetic diseases or the worst luck

ATK just did a short video on this. It’s probably not as detailed as you might want but here you go. I believe Teflon is used because it is so innocuous, but the chemicals used underneath to make it stick are very bad for you. https://youtu.be/2RJkIPT-jLs?si=w0X3lpQK9tnaMmbA

Ah, like Abraham Lincoln used to love…