Do you want “Planet of the Rats?” Because that’s how you get “Planet of the Rats”

Did somebody say there’s a jizz mopping sim? Asking for a friend

Considering how much it costs me to live there why would I want to leave and not get my moneys worth?

Bing Crosby is that you?

Wait, you guys were buying books from Amazon?

Top tip: add in some powdered sugar. In addition to adding some sweetness, powdered sugar has cornstarch in it which will act as a thickener making for a more unctuous mouthfeel

Here is a great PSA for these trying times regarding what things are illegal to say. https://youtu.be/rUft70iHHdM

And failing that I just dropped this totally by accident and am already walking away…

https://archive.org/details/tm-21-210-improvised-munitions-handbook-1969-department-of-the-army

Oops I think I dropped this link to the Simple Sabotage Field Manual on accident

It’s fascinating seeing people who might as well have big signs on the backs of their vehicles that say “hey! My house is full of expensive stuff and I’m gone on the weekends!”

It’s been on my to do list but getting to the county tax records has been a schlep

I think they’re like pilot’s wings but are what the guys who operated the defensive machine guns in a b-17 or b-29 were issued

I have an actual answer. I bought a metal detector and naturally I set to work in the backyard to see if I could find anything cool. Well I don’t know if you think rusty nails and bottle caps are cool but I sure found a lot of those. I did find a lot of good time to practice though.

Fast forward a few months, I had branched out to local parks and such and hadn’t revisited the backyard. We were having some landscaping done which included digging up some tree stumps. For a lark I ran the detector over one of the holes a stump had come out of and I got a hit. Not just a hit but a hit that registered the same as a pre-1964 quarter. Silver.

After a little digging I pulled up a pair of vintage ww2 aerial gunnery wings! (Note: these aren’t the ones I found but they are very similar)

Not sure how I had missed them or what they were doing there but best I can figure is that since the house dated to the late 1950’s some kid grabbed his dads wings from the war and managed to lose them in the backyard and was never able to find them. Sad for dad but cool for me I guess

It’s illegal to be that smol. Straight to jail

The PFAS is coming from inside the house!

I’m sorry, were you talking to me?

How do those work?

I mostly read ebooks but I do buy physical copies of books I want to have on the shelf in the weird hope that maybe my kids or niblings might stumble upon in the future and spark an interest. Luckily I have a really good used bookstore near me that I can buy them for fairly cheaply so I consider it a cheap long term investment that will hopefully pay dividends