Wytch

Six.

Good luck lil’ guy, don’t give up on your dreams!

Sharks or shit, can’t close the beaches when money is more important than safety.

The genre doesn’t lend itself particularly to restfulness. It’s too high energy. I like it for that, and fit it in accordingly.

Gothic and symphonic metal became and remain a huge part of my listening routine. It hit at just the right time in early adulthood. I listen to a moderately diverse set of genres but those fun, dark, and catchy styles have always brought me joy.

There was a particular easy listening station when I was a kid that played 60s, 70s, and 80s folk, soft rock, motown, and other singer-songwriter stuff that helped me deal with the anxiety of fighting parents and the deathly silence in between.

These days I listen to old episodes of MST3K or Rifftrax on YT, Best of the Worst, or one of the myriad of “oldies playing quietly in the next room and it’s raining” that you can easily find.

My mind still races at night. I eventually made a playlist to recreate that old radio station vibe. It doesn’t hit the same way it used to.

“Why are you preparing? You’re always preparing! Just go!”

A vulnerable mind eager to please his hateful parents.

It was a Lisa. Those were good times.

No wonder we get so easily distracted from the main quest. It’s just so vague and directionless. Lazy writing from the developer.

I’m not a therapist, but my money’s on hair not being the real issue in this situation.

You can tell this is satire because there’s no fuckin way these two dipshits could follow the instructions on a box of Betty Crocker

Mafia shit confirmed

Only one comes to mind.

“He will survive […] Kevin McCarthy Mike Johnson is gonna be just fine.”

Next conspiracy theory: Liberals are using AI to send the woke mind virus back in time to make our great-grandmothers surrender their freedoms to the deep-state

Backseat driver

Like a spoiled child who won’t go to bed, conservatives continue to throw a tantrum against the inevitability of progress.

They won’t rest until they’ve reset us to 1945.

All cops are Bozos

Is good. They still sound like Kittie, but stylistically this is less Korn and more Lacuna Coil. The years have put a lot more polish on.