I mean, Calvin has a point. Even if the road was completely clear, you’d still have to stop at traffic lights and stop signs. 50 miles is quite a ways too. It’s not realistic to assume they’d be able to maintain that speed for the entire duration. That question is pretty bogus all around, haha!

Oh, silly me! How could I have forgotten about duck physics? 😅

Well we know it’s somewhere under 88 mph, otherwise there’d be flames on the track

I’d tell you my multicast joke, but it’s only funny to the right group.

Sincerely, all non Canadians

That’s a little presumptuous

They know what they did…

It’s amazing what they do with corrugated cardboard these days

Idk why this comment is so funny to me. This is totally something I would have glossed over as a kid, but reading it now, the specificity of it just cracks me up! “Corrugated cardboard”

Glad someone appreciated that, lol

i was sat at home eating milky way when saturn ring

“dark matter is kill”

“no”

“Ryan Reynolds here, and I’m here with Dracula to figure out why Big Wireless keeps raising their prices”

They’re really good! Sometimes they’re called “skookies” for short

Replace “weekend” with “weakened” and it should make sense. It’s a play on words since normally you would say you have a weakened immune system if you get sick a lot, but since they’re only well on weekends, it’s a weekend immune system.

“Stay away from my gorls!”

- Grue

Unless it’s a broken clock, then it’s just right twice a day!

The vole: https://youtu.be/8FOHlXiU-Vs?feature=shared

New powerup??

It looks like it wants to shank someone

Time to prepare for owlmageddon!

Yeah, we say it like “wunn” here in America. Both one and won are pronounced the same.

“Ah, so this is what happens when you get twitterpated”