Surely this AAA-budget live service game with a terrible premise won’t faceplant immediately and force us to close the studio…but let’s make it an MMO, just to be safe.

But they were all of them deceived, for another handmaiden was made…

Does the potion have a wait-list and cost $350 per draught?

Sounds like a rogue black hole

You’re not old until the music you don’t consider old becomes old.

I had to dissect a bunch of things in high school: a frog, a pig fetus, a cow heart, a cat… I’m still not entirely sure what the intent was. “Yup, the brain is in the right spot. Always good to check, just in case.”

If they want to teach kids knife skills they should do so in home ec. At least make something edible.

Sorry, best we can do is a premium (expensive) ad-free tier that still advertises our own products.

deleted by creator

Man, dimly-lit scenes have been a pet peeve of mine for years. Every time Law & Order is on, I can’t help yelling “turn a light on!” at the screen. Maybe they’d be able to solve the murder faster if they could actually see shit.

Honestly, I’m not familiar enough with the world of faxing to know which apps are trustworthy, especially since the documents contained personal information. If I ever have to send another fax, I’ll consider it.

I recently had to fax a document to the government, which meant I had to print the thing, then pay $12 at OfficeMax to send it. Absolute bedlam.

deleted by creator

Destroys the scurvy

Mullet with headlights?

I have mixed feelings. On one hand, Lemmy seems to be finding its groove, and I genuinely feel like I’m part of a growing community. But there’s definitely something missing, and it’s difficult to put into words.

On Reddit, I tended to frequent specific subs, and rarely doomscrolled the front page. But that’s all I find myself doing on Lemmy. Most of my feed is either politics or memes, and nuanced discussion seems rare. New communities apparently have a hard time getting off the ground, and I think it’s mostly because decentralization makes discovery a hastle.

Reddit’s whole purpose is to aggregate content from other websites, whilst providing a central access point. This is antithetical to the very concept of the Fediverse, which is all about decentralization. I find myself wishing for an easy way to aggregate Fediverse content, so that I could access Lemmy, Beehaw, Kbin, etc. all in one place, regardless of whether they’re federated. Really, all the drama surrounding instances federating/defederating is obnoxious as an end user.

The apps are certainly better, though, and in general I’m enjoying myself.

LinkedIn reminds me of that scene in Men in Black where they discover a weird little society living inside a locker. But instead of a locker, it’s a job board.

‘Tem’ + ‘plate’ is the British pronunciation.

🔥💼 Unlocking Success: 3 Key Strategies to Propel Your Career Forward! 💼🔥

Hey LinkedIn fam! 👋 Are you ready to take your career to the next level? 🚀 Today, I’m sharing three game-changing strategies that have been instrumental in my own journey to success:

1️⃣ Continuous Learning: In today’s fast-paced world, staying relevant is key. Make a commitment to lifelong learning by seeking out new skills, certifications, and knowledge. Whether it’s through online courses, workshops, or networking events, never stop investing in yourself!

2️⃣ Networking with Purpose: Building strong professional relationships is crucial for career growth. Be intentional about expanding your network by attending industry events, reaching out to mentors, and engaging with peers on platforms like LinkedIn. Remember, every connection is an opportunity!

3️⃣ Embracing Challenges: Don’t be afraid to step out of your comfort zone and tackle new challenges head-on. Growth often comes from overcoming obstacles and pushing your boundaries. Embrace every opportunity to learn and grow, even if it means taking risks along the way.

Remember, success is not a destination, but a journey. By adopting these strategies and staying true to your goals, you’ll be unstoppable in achieving your dreams! 💪💼 Let’s inspire each other to reach new heights! #CareerSuccess #ProfessionalDevelopment #InfluencerTips #UnlockYourPotential