Still better than Dragonball Evolution
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Whenever I’m asked to fill out a survey, I always just copy and paste the entire text of Dante’s Inferno from Project Gutenberg.
One is a goofy pop culture icon from the early 2000s with a reputation for kindness and professionalism, and the other is Ellen DeGeneres.
Vladkar@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Gen Z are over having their work ethic questioned: ‘Most boomers don’t know what it’s like to work 40+ hours a week and still not be able to afford a house’15·2 months agoWatch out, they might “prank” you by tormenting a homeless person or something
I long to be out there, with my brothers, waging war against the Empire
Vladkar@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•mrw someone tries to proselytize Christianity to me [Day 64]15·3 months agoOh hi Mark 1:15
What we need is an ad blocker that replaces all ads with turtles
Vladkar@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•New Crazy Taxi title will be an open-world, massively multiplayer AAA game, according to SegaEnglish7·10 months agoSurely this AAA-budget live service game with a terrible premise won’t faceplant immediately and force us to close the studio…but let’s make it an MMO, just to be safe.
But they were all of them deceived, for another handmaiden was made…
Does the potion have a wait-list and cost $350 per draught?
Vladkar@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What horror story/movie/game/whatever terrifies you even though it's fictional?6·1 year agoSounds like a rogue black hole
You’re not old until the music you don’t consider old becomes old.
I had to dissect a bunch of things in high school: a frog, a pig fetus, a cow heart, a cat… I’m still not entirely sure what the intent was. “Yup, the brain is in the right spot. Always good to check, just in case.”
If they want to teach kids knife skills they should do so in home ec. At least make something edible.
Vladkar@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Smart devices are turning out to be a poor investmentEnglish30·1 year agoSorry, best we can do is a premium (expensive) ad-free tier that still advertises our own products.
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Man, dimly-lit scenes have been a pet peeve of mine for years. Every time Law & Order is on, I can’t help yelling “turn a light on!” at the screen. Maybe they’d be able to solve the murder faster if they could actually see shit.
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